SWEATER BIBLE
- Jorden: I AM ALPHA BELTED SWEATER
- Jorden: YOU LOOK LIKE A BETA BELTED SWEATER
- Jorden: ERIN SAID SHE WAS GAMMA
- Khaki Sweater Ben: GOD FINE
- Khaki Sweater Ben: I WILL BE YOUR BETA
- Jorden: LOL DOESN'T MY GUY LOOK LIKE THE ALPHA?
- Jorden: EVEN THOUGH THEY'RE ALL THE SAME GUY
- Khaki Sweater Ben: LOL
- Khaki Sweater Ben: HE DOES
- Khaki Sweater Ben: HE'S LIKE "I WILL FUCK YOU UP"
- Jorden: hahaha
- Jorden: yours looks like the loyal beta
- Khaki Sweater Ben: Fo shizzle
- Jorden: the one with the brains, who's intuitive and most stylish
- Jorden: Mike's totally has a gay thing for you
- Jorden: look at how he's looking at you
- Jorden: he's the jealous one, sort of a diva
- Khaki Sweater Ben: LOL
- Jorden: he's the drama queen
- Khaki Sweater Ben: I love how you're giving us all backstories
- Jorden: and he wants to take your beta position, but at the same time he wants to conjoin belts
- Jorden: and have dirty hot sex with you
- Khaki Sweater Ben: LOL
- Khaki Sweater Ben: OH MY GOD LOL
- Jorden: the one with the white hat, chris, is the gangster
- Jorden: he don't take shit from no one, and he does all the dirty work
- Jorden: but does it... in style.
- Jorden: he's very fancy, and OCD. things have to go according to plan
- Jorden: he likes order
- Jorden: but he's also competitive and challenges the alpha
- Jorden: laura's is the "Freddie" of the scooby gang
- Jorden: he gives his opinion but no one gives a shit about what he says
- Jorden: and i am the alpha. stern, hot, everyone wants to tap me but i won't allow it
- Jorden: i'm the charmer, the cunning one... and my sweater has...
- Jorden: buttons.
- Khaki Sweater Ben: Oh my god, please keep going
- Khaki Sweater Ben: I'm dying
- Jorden: i think i've covered all of them though haha
- Khaki Sweater Ben: NOOOO
- Khaki Sweater Ben: YOU ONLY SAID I WAS YOUR BETA AND ERIN WAS YOUR GAMMA
- Khaki Sweater Ben: THERE WAS NO BACK STORY
- Jorden: oh yeah
- Khaki Sweater Ben: I NEED MORE
- Jorden: so you're the beta
- Jorden: you're smart and a good friend of the alpha which is why you have the position
- Jorden: you're loyal, thoughtful.. sympathetic out of the bunch
- Jorden: you're the most stylish one, fancy and likes to flirt with the ladies
- Khaki Sweater Ben: Oh my god yes
- Jorden: you hold your belt out and proud
- Jorden: you could be a model
- Jorden: the gamma of the group
- Jorden: well let's just say he's a little slow
- Jorden: unaware of his surroundings, the others decided putting a hat to cover most of his face will sort of hide his stupidity
- Jorden: but alas, it doesn't do much. he is a dork
- Jorden: and although he is not the most vibrant belt of the bunch, he's the one that can relate to commoners the most
- Jorden: commoners being all the people without belted sweaters
- Jorden: he is a people person. the life of the party
- Jorden: in belted standards, he is quite low
- Jorden: but to commoners he is king of frat house
- Khaki Sweater Ben: YESSSSSSSS
- Jorden: the other belted sweaters scoff at commoners
- Jorden: but he is fun
- Jorden: haha is that good enough?
- Khaki Sweater Ben: YES
- Jorden: LOL
- Jorden: THAT'S OUR BIBLE RIGHT THERE
