January 2011
Bitches be copying my hat face
I am a trend setter.
December 2010
Let go and just LIVE. The past isn't something...
No matter how dark the present seems, no matter how horrible everything seems to be, the future is always brighter.
I see no point in dwelling on the negative aspects of life. No point in bringing up the past as a constant reminder of why things are so bad. All it does it drag you down and keep you from accomplishing bigger and better things.
Maybe it’s easier for me than others. Maybe...
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My new BFF
I was on the plane to Salt Lake City, Utah to go visit family in Montana. At first, I didn’t really notice this woman who chose the seat next to me. All I REALLY noticed was that she was wearing an obnoxiously red jacket, but I let it slide.
In the middle of the flight, my sister pokes me and subtly points to the same lady, mouthing “We’re going to die.”
I then notice...
What's with all this "Worst Christmas Ever" junk...
You say that this year, then you say it again next year.
Christmas is Christmas. Bad things can happen on any day. Sucks, yeah, but deal with it and see the bright side of things sometimes.
idk bro it just seems silly to me to let certain things get to you
mfw
doctorscience:
kreedkafer:
parents approach looking mad
they keep walking past
my life
Dad went temporarily insane and bought us all...
I love my dad <3
Merry Christmas, y’all.
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While playing Call of Duty, I actually yelled...
I get way into this shit.
Shoot me now plz
SRJC
Why is your system so complicated. Can’t you just tell me how to opt out of placement tests? Kthx.
I'm going to be posting a lot of video game...
R U READY FOR DIS
I should just make this a gaming blog for people with mediocre skills that ultimately lead to horrible/hilarious reactions/situations.
Or something.
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DEAD SPACE
I got Dead Space from Jorden for Christmas. I decided, because I’m fucking smart, to play the game alone. In my room. When it was getting dark.
When I hate horror.
And it’s a survival horror game.
This is what’s happening (there are no spoilers, this is the beginning of the game): I already had a few jumping moments, but nothing too horrible. I had just gotten the data...
MY FRIENDS
I FUCKING LOVE THEM AKSAJDHOUF
MINECRAFT, DEAD SPACE, FALLOUT 3, CALL OF DUTY: MODERN WARFARE 2, A BUNCH OF INDIE PACKS AND LOVES SO MUCH LOVE
I LOVE YOU ALL FUCKING HHHHHHRGH
Baking cookies since 8 AM
Mountains and mountains of cookies.
Too many. It’s impossible to have so many cookies.
Sister
It would be preferable if you didn’t bring to my attention that I’m the only one without a gift under the tree. Especially if you’re going to say “HA HA YOU’RE THE ONLY ONE WITHOUT A GIFT FROM GRANDMA AND GRANDPA.”
That’s just
Awesome, thanks. I really appreciate that.
Teacher asks you to pair up with a partner for a...
b2stly:
Look at your friend across the room like.
HEY DIANA HEEEEY
JORDEN JORDEN
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Mandy just stole my friend's wallet and tried to...
She looked at me all “IDGAF.”
What.
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Mr. Adorkable
Please always stay this way because I like you best like this:
For the record, he is the cutest mother fucker on the planet.
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SHAME, ERIN, SHAME
Hat Sweater Erin: HOLY FUCK BRITNEY SPEARS ON HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER
Hat Sweater Erin: AND SHE HAS THE SAME BEDSPREAD AND PILLOWCASE AS BELLA SWAN WHY DO I KNOW HTAT
Hat Sweater Erin: *THAT
Hat Sweater Erin: SOB
Khaki Sweater Ben: THAT
Khaki Sweater Ben: THAT IS PATHETIC
Khaki Sweater Ben: AND YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED
Hat Sweater Erin: I HANG MY HEAD IN SORROW
Khaki Sweater Ben: YOU SHOULD
Khaki Sweater Ben: GOD DAMN
Hat Sweater Erin: SOB
More Than A Number
ectobiolobabysitter:
8888884. I just got those numbers tattooed on myself. They are numbers that mean a lot to me because I am not the first person to get them. These numbers were first tattooed on someone nearly 4 years ago. Someone who didn’t get to choose where he would get his number. Someone who didn’t want a number in the first place. His name is Liam. He’s my dog.
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Broke my...
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Trying to make Mike feel better when he can barely...
is like trying to coddle a baby.
I unintentionally feel like a mom.
Reblog with your prefered starting pokemon
cdiganonisabear:
bizarrejelly5:
thehmfly:
wynaut:
superlink:
-sazandora:
naydenhagin:
ifpikachucouldtalk:
Torchic
Chimchar/Mudkip/Totodile
~~~forever indecisive
Oshawott
Snivy forever and ever.
r/b/y charmander
g/s/c cyndaquil
r/s/e torchic
d/p/pl turtwig c c c combo breaker
b/w pokabu
r/b/y squirtle
g/s/c cyndaquil
d/p/pl chimchar
b/w wotter
This is an...
The Little Flanna
I’m a hussybutt, short and stout
Here is my hussy, here is my butt
When I get all fussy, hear me pout!
Just watch over me and see me tout.
Dear Ziggy,
I love you, but oh my god, I have never hated you so much in my entire life as I do right now. I have god knows how many bug bites, my feet are freezing, and I probably got sick in the two HOURS I spent searching for you. Only to find you in the neighbor’s backyard chillin’. WHEN I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD. I CRIED MY EYES OUT FOR NO GOOD REASON BECAUSE YOU DECIDED THAT...
PASSION PIT
Dear Passion Pit,
While I love you being a resonable amount of love, I do have one complaint. Bascially because I believe We Barbarians was vastly superior to What-ever-the-fuck-Michael-Cera’s-band-is-called. The only reason I can possibly imagine why they came on first was because of, obviously, Michael Cera. Please to be not doing that again. It makes me :(
HOWEVER. You yourselves...
Watchearjam:
The Killers | Boots
For every view of this exclusive video from The Killers on 12/1/10, (STARBUCKS)RED will contribute 5¢ US to the Global Fund to help fight AIDS in Africa. So pass this gift along to your friends and loved ones this Holiday season, and keep the giving going.
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Getting Fingered in a Church
fucknicethings:
mybiggestregretever:
My biggest regret ever is getting fingered in a church. My boyfriend and I hung out at church for hours and went into the back food room and he fingered me. Ever since then I’ve felt like I let not only myself down, but I let God down.
[Female, 15]