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Mike why won’t you play multiplayer with me

is it because you secretly hate me

is that it

 No, I love stealing your kills.

I am not going to save you so hard when you’re downed

 Maybe you should kill harder.

Maybe you should stop being a cock.

 Maybe you should stop looking down at your keyboard to figure out which key is “Melee”.

MAYBE YOU SHOULD SHUT THE FUCK UP MY HANDS MOVE A LOT I’M AN ANIMATED PERSON

I KNOW WHAT MELEE IS.

 My hands move a lot too, you obviously haven’t seen me in bed if you disagree.

WHENEVER YOU WERE PLAYING THE DEMO I WATCHED YOU AND YOU HAD TO LOOK DOWN AT THE KEYBOARD.

MY HANDS MOVE A LOT MORE I’M SOOOOOO SORRY I’M NOT AS PRO AS YOU ARE.

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   MY HANDS MOVE A LOT MORE I’M SOOOOOO SORRY I’M NOT AS PRO AS YOU ARE.

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   My hands move a lot too, you obviously haven’t seen me in bed if you disagree. WHENEVER YOU WERE PLAYING THE DEMO I...

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   *grabs the popcorn*

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